{"id":447,"date":"2014-09-01T17:05:56","date_gmt":"2014-09-01T16:05:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/?p=447"},"modified":"2014-09-01T17:05:56","modified_gmt":"2014-09-01T16:05:56","slug":"pumpkins-like-christians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/pumpkins-like-christians\/","title":{"rendered":"Pumpkins like Christians?!?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left; padding-left: 210px;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">From One Pumpkin to Another<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\">A\u00a0woman asked a co-worker: \u2018What\u2019s it like to be a Christian?\u2018<\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\">The co-worker replied: \u2019It\u2019s like being a pumpkin\u2019<\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\">God picks you from the patch, brings you in and washes all the dirt of you.<\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\">Then He cuts off the top and scoops out all the yucky stuff.<\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\">He removed the seeds of doubt, hate and greed.<\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\">Then He carves you a new smiling ace and puts His light inside you.<\/p>\n<p align=\"CENTER\">And then you shine for all the world to see!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From One Pumpkin to Another A\u00a0woman asked a co-worker: \u2018What\u2019s it like to be a Christian?\u2018 The co-worker replied: \u2019It\u2019s like being a pumpkin\u2019 God picks you from the patch,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p8z2vw-7d","jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":448,"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions\/448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.clincarthill.org.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}